EFnet News 4-22-2023

EFNET NEWS: EDITION 2 (4-22-2023)

To start off, I'd like to cover some things I didn't get to last week (sorry I forgot). First off, Timecop is STILL alive and well and is currently, according to him holding watch parties every friday and saturday night on his youtube channel, "AI Enhanced Cinema". If you want to get him back on efnet, you can chat with him there, or you can email him at "creamofsumyunggui@gmail.com". Also, second of all, apparently old chatter and GNAA Veteran "Rucas" has Transitioned into a girl. He already kinda looked like a gal, as you can see from the pic on the left, but he's taken the net step into chopping his dick of. Congrats anyway, hope for the best on his womanly endeavor.

Anyway... 

ON TO THE CURRENT NEWS!!!

Dwaine apparently went missing for a while. Lotta people speculated that he was sick, or something, but eventually he came back and stated that he was just mad or some gay shit. Thank goodness he's ok though. God bless Dwaine.

Darkmage is currently working on creating his own video game. He describes it in detail in #lrh...

• 1:07 PM <+darkmage> WebWyyzrd: the name is currently "skull", and it is a side-scrolling shootem-up (like "gradius" or "r-type") where you play as a flying skull that fires knives and daggers, swords, and other bladed instruments that will upgrade and modify with powerups over time. the core mechanic is that you can catch and throw your own knives to make them faster or more powerful without using powerups
• 1:09 PM <+darkmage> WebWyyzrd: there is no story behind the skull itself or why it does what it does (fly, fire knives, kill enemies) yet, but when i come up with the story, it is going to be silly/ridiculous

If you wanna see him make the game, here is a stream of him working on it.

Also, speaking of darkmage, evildojo.com has just gone down. Shout outs to qpt for bringing this to my attention.

Well, it was 420 this week, which lead to multinetwork wide spam of gay weed shit throughout the lands of irc. Lotta people assume this was the work of the TCP crew, others thought it was a bunch of rough faggots. Really no one knows quite exactly who these people are, but they must be fuckin losers if that's what they're doing with their life on a Thursday night.

Old GNAA member Jax has re-emerged in recent years, shedding thousands of pounds and stepping on to twitter to defend fat retards from trolls. She is currently embroiled in a way against the Opie and Anthony forums in her retarded attempt to white-knight Pat Tomlinson. Why she's doing this I have no Idea, but she's doing it for some reason.

L0de has once again announced a new rap/beat & ascii contest, this one being focused around the show and irc. The contest will be held on the 5th of May, and the winner for both categories (song & ascii) will both win 50 bucks.

Eraser also has announced that he's not fully quitting EFnet News. While it's not enough to stop the thing I'm already doing, he has announced on irc that he will be continuing with e2n2 sometime in april. 

Ascii of the week goes to this thing I found in supernets...

Sick...

And if you wanna go support me, I've temporarily set up shelter in my personal patreon patreon.com/mrwebwyyzrd; there should be a 2$ teir for efnet news. If you have any strories, email them to me at bigwyyzs-efnetnews@gmail.com.

Thanks for your time today.

PENIS PUMP (__)(__)=============D